I read this in yesterday's Globe, an op-ed piece by Jeff Jacoby about the push for universities to divest from fossil fuel stocks. He attempted to draw a long, rambling three paragraph analogy to botched executions. Two paragraphs into it I actually thought the paper had made a mistake and posted the wrong title. I know it's an op-ed, but wow, a three paragraph intro before you get to your main topic!

http://www.bostonglobe.com/opinion/columns/2014/05/13/fossil-free-isn-folly-free/j9GYKqitQMT5hUHKxkvNEI/story.html